Puke
My daughter threw up in my mouth today.
Bad way to start the day, I’d say.
I held her aloft as a way to play,
But she couldn’t keep the puke at bay.
I saw the chunks coming my way,
Just not soon enough to avoid the spray.
My baby threw up in my mouth today,
What a gross, gross way to start the day.
Poop
I got poop on my hand!
So smelly, so green
Poop on my hand!
Will I ever feel clean
Poop on my hand!
Need to quickly recover
Poop on my hand!
That’s the life of a mother
Sleep
It’s 6 in the morn.
You’re up an hour early.
Please go back to sleep.
…
It’s 5 in the morn.
Why are you awake again?
This cannot go on.
…
It’s 4 in the morn.
Why even bother sleeping?
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Oh man, I’ve had puke in my mouth before. *Shudders*
It was such a wonderful mommy-baby playtime moment up until then. You’d think I’d be freaked out, but I honestly stopped and thought, “Well, this is new.” Perk of motherhood, I guess!
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